They don't catch anyone in the act that evening, but blame their location: it's a favourite haunt of Stopkham so the drivers know what to expect, they said.
And even Obama got into the act last night, mocking a decades-old rule that forced dairy farmers to demonstrate their ability to control milk spills as an exemplar of the ridiculousness of government regulation.
It may be the continental equivalent of the Charity Shield but the Super Cup still offers the bounty of a fifth trophy to add to an already heaving cabinet - indeed, Liverpool's fans even got in on the act last night after winning Uefa's supporters of the year award.
Some things don't change though – Coldplay, awarded best live act last night, were also double winners 10 years ago.
It came back as a personal triumph for the Australian soprano Joan Sutherland - a future Melba, some people would be ready to declare, on the strength of her almost flawless singing of the great scene of the third act last night.
The House of Representatives passed the "Protect Life Act" last night which would prohibit women insured under the Affordable Care Act to purchase health plans that cover abortion, while making it legal for hospitals to deny abortions to women with life-threatening conditions.
Imbued by the House of Representatives vote on the DREAM Act last night, 19-year-old University of Texas student Lucy Martinez watched from her wheelchair as the Senate moved 59-40 today to table their vote.
Biden at least mentioned the American Jobs Act last night, the first time that year-old stimulus plan, left to rot in an obstructionist Congress, has been mentioned during this campaign, that I can tell.
He said he had acted last night to retain the advantage of surprise.
These acts -- last night's massacre of African Americans by a white terrorist with a gun -- are acts of savagery that demand justice on a systemic scale.
