Sentence examples for absurd interpretations from inspiring English sources

They also rely on their absurd interpretations of their religious texts.

Leadership was being interrupted with absurd interpretations of the Bible during morning services.

I think that most of the absurd things the professors say in "Constructed Worlds" are actually susceptible to a non-absurd reading; it's just that Selin can't seem to help zeroing in on the most absurd interpretation.

The president's spokesman attempted to blame the reaction on a "ridiculous and absurd interpretation" by the American press, although Mr. Yeltsin spoke clearly and his words would be hard to misinterpret.

The New York Times' Charlie Savage reported Sunday that this administration is considering reinstating the Bush administration's absurd interpretation of the United Nations treaty against torture, signed by the US decades ago, so that the US can claim the UN actually meant that any torture happening outside one's own country essentially, you know, doesn't count.

Unfortunately for the IRS, Congress expressly precluded such an absurd interpretation.

This excruciatingly absurd interpretation cannot have been what was envisaged by the authors of the Constitution".

Because he pled the fifth, under her absurd interpretation of NSAC guidelines, this means his answer is yes.

In fact, the United States District Court for the Southern District of New York issued an opinion in a case in which it noted that Section 525 of the Bankruptcy Code was intended to give individuals a fresh start and that giving different meanings to the first two sub-parts of that Section was an "absurd" interpretation.

It is as absurd an interpretation as it is self-serving.

The government's brief said Congress must have intended to allow the detention of people like Mr. Marri and called a contrary interpretation absurd.