Sentence examples for absolute fucking from inspiring English sources

* Butter, cheese and milk make up the so-called "Dairy Triangle" of food that students give absolutely zero shits about stealing from share fridges, the absolute fucking cunts.

He's an absolute fucking tool.

But I am an absolute fucking wizard at microwave omelettes.

Oh, it was awful, the absolute fucking worst.

"You are seeing me at my absolute fucking worst," Monica Lewis said cheerfully.

Gallop said the suggestion that many women were happy not to rise to the highest levels was "absolute fucking bollocks".

This year, San Francisco's Pride celebration fell on the absolute hottest fucking day of the year.

I either have the absolute worst fucking day in my entire life or I have the most amazing day that would make David Lee Roth jealous.

And I was right about it all, except I forgot the part about it being an absolute living fucking nightmare.

What's the absolute worst, most fucking repulsive thing you've seen?

"Fucking fuck".