Sentence examples for a wank from inspiring English sources

And there's a fat bloke having a wank!

So buy her, take her home and have a wank".

"I call it a wank stick," says Dr Christian.

Why not?' How many times have you seen a boy having a wank?

"I mean, if I was going to have a wank in my own life," she mused, over a  lunch of spicy Thai meatballs, "I'd just have a wank".

You lie there desperate for a wank to relieve the tension but you can't move".

"Yeah," snarls Paul Simenon. "Lying on the floor, staring at the ceiling, having a wank".

Obviously you don't have to give everyone you've taken on a stilted "two-Peronis-and-off-home-for-a-wank date a whole break-up speech.

A seagull was a "shite hawk", an officer was a "pig", a bed was a "wanking chariot".

I didn't confess that I could hardly reread Great Expectations as I hadn't ever read it in the first place; nor did I put in a wanking scene.

"Is that... a wanking devil in the background?" (I ask this as I'm smashing up a fat dude wearing a gimp suit).