Me having small boobs and small ass?
V.O.: … and kick a little ass.
In the winter in Ottawa once I saw grouse (or was it pheasants- not sure – I'm not really an animal expert) lining up behind each other to go tobogganing down a small hill on their ass.
But, if you do have a taste for it, you can spice up the dish with a pinch of ass, a small handful of pussy, a smear of telling a candidate who has spent forty years in public service that she looks tired, or a scant cup of sexual-assault accusers paraded around as human shields on live TV.
The three-quarter-mile stretch along the upper White at Sleepy Ass Ranch, a small donkey and horse farm below the one-blink village of Buford, was the kind of river I was more familiar with: a freestone river, 50 feet wide, cobbled with pink and gray stones.
So don't look for a bus driver wearing a yarmulke, a daycare worker wearing a headscarf, a bureaucrat with a big-ass cross (a small one is okay though), or a doctor wearing a turban.
Artur Żmijewski shot The Game of Tag back in 1999, showing a roomful of naked men and women playing tag, laughing, and slapping each other's asses in a small, stone-walled room.
