Chase Rice's "Ready Set Roll": "Damn pretty girl, you went done it again / You've gone and turned your sexy all the way up to ten / I've never seen a side-ride seat looking so hot".
Although there were few sparks last night, all that really mattered for Villa on the back of Saturday's miserable home defeat against Everton was that they safely negotiated a path past a Tranmere side riding high in League One.
Worse, their inspirational captain Dylan Hartley is probably out for the remainder of the season and on Sunday comes a thorough examination in north London where they face Saracens, a side really riding the crest with a Heineken Cup semi-final to back up the top spot – taken from Northampton – in the league.
Other side rides a brain surgeon.
The cycling section follows: a lovely shore-side ride to Aira Force waterfall, then a climb and a long loop past Thirlmere, Rydal Water and Grasmere to Ambleside.
Jürgen Klopp's side rode out an opening storm and a late, late siege to reach the final on 25 May.
By his side rides his eldest son, and behind follow a cloud of cavaliers, of whom each is, at the least, a prince's son and a major-general.
Antonio Villaraigosa, the state Assembly's speaker, has insisted that "the old days of winner-take-all politics" in which "one side rides roughshod over the other" are over; and Bill Campbell, a Republican assemblyman, has praised Mr Davis's inaugural address as "a great Republican speech".
(Ah yes, the dream of every young girl: to one day become a hot "side-ride seat").
The home side rode their luck until Alexander Ryan's own goal just before the half-hour.
Rodgers insisted there was no surprise that his side rode their luck at times.
