You see him in his forties, funnelling gunk into a polystyrene head, announcing: 'My daddy did this to me and you can do this to your son.' There are the animatronic figures of the 1980s - a man with his trousers down, rutting away at a tree; and the static sculptures, such as Spaghetti Man, half-rabbit, half-man, with a 40ft noodle for a penis.
All that you do is go through a process of making a pot noodle for yourself, in first-person view, in a grey, listless kitchen.
A noodle set for four, with bowls, soupspoons, chopsticks and saucers, is $25 at Room Interior Products.
THE BILL Main courses, $5.95 (for a noodle dish) to $69.95 (for a large mixed barbecue); everything is meant to be shared, and portions are generous.
For an additional $3, they are served alongside a green salad or in a noodle soup calibrated for your dumpling's fillings.
I would also make double the amount of spice paste, and use the excess for stirring into beef mince to make spicy, Thai-style burgers, or into fragrant soups – just heat good stock, a few lime leaves, veg and/or chicken and a few noodles for a light, refreshing one-pot dinner.
Here's a noodle-scratcher for you: you have an iOS device and love playing games on it, but you've grown weary of effetely pawing at a touchscreen.
They started a noodle joint, having made noodles for church fundraisers.
