I felt as if a pinup artist and an illustrator whose main picture featured a naked woman coming out of an eye pupil could be especially perfect for the job. .
Then I discovered that, as Tinder had synced with my Facebook profile, it had made my main picture a flyer from a battle rap event at which I'd performed.
The splash story was an opinion poll and the main picture of a dog.
"Dreamy minded, lunchtime nostalgia sounds to me like a better caption for your main picture," writes Dave Espley.
His main picture was a close-up of his face, and I guessed it was one of those late-night self-portraits you barely recall the next day.
But the trailers are over and we're now at the first main picture - a World Cup qualifying tie with our Great British room-mates Wales.
The main picture on a Sinhala Facebook page called "My Conscience", with more than 8,000 followers, shows a lion - symbol of the Sinhalese - devouring a wild boar depicted with a crescent and star on its forehead.
A fen-like matrix was the main picture in both groups.
We also switched the main picture accompanying the article, from a picture of Afghan policemen to a picture of Afghan soldiers.
Perhaps it was unfortunate, then, that two statistical analyses published last week were much more sceptical, with one, by the Sutton Trust [pdf], saying "the main picture is one of a lack of transformative change".
