Sentence examples for a long dick from inspiring English sources

After a few incoherently despondent responses, the anonymous blogger signed off: FTWWALD Fuck the World with a Long Dick.

I had another partner who had a really long dick, and it just didn't fit me.

One picture was of him with a really long dick, all blacked out with tape that you could rip off, and it said underneath it "My name is Sagmeister, I just started Sagmeister Inc".

He had a long thin dick that hurt like hell, but the whole time I just said, Oh yes, Aldo, yes, because that was what I imagined you were supposed to say while you were losing your virginity to some boy you thought you loved.

Claire's Instagram page is rife with dicks of various shapes and sizes: long dicks, short dicks, fat dicks, skinny dicks.

But trying to fit both the business and the romance of whaling into a single two-hour documentary leaves both feeling short-changed, and in a sensation that may be familiar to many viewers from their American literature classes, the film goes a bit dead whenever Robert Sean Leonard's voice comes on the soundtrack to read a long passage from "Moby-Dick".

One of the perks of dating a guy for a long time in relation to dick sucking is that I can accurately predict whether my boyfriend's cum is going to taste like salty milk or liquid fucking garbage.

As Philbrick exhorts his readers, " 'Moby-Dick' is a long book, and time is short.

Sylvère, finding that his wife's infatuation has lifted her from a long depression, suggests that she write Dick a letter to tell him how she feels.

Black Hole features their track Trouble at the Cup, on which the portly Black Randy proudly yowls about life as a rent boy: "Schools and factories make me sick / I'd rather stand here and sell my dick!" It's a long way from the standard, Ramones-influenced chug.

Dick went on to have a long and fulfilling career as an attorney.