A foam gun costs as little as £20, which means that any halfwit with access to the internet can declare themselves a practitioner of the fine art of molecular gastronomy.
Frederick Forsyth may be a "halfwit," while John Grisham's books are good only for wanking into: "I ejaculated between two pages with a groan of satisfaction.
The doctors, being men, are condescending, spelling out the basics as they would to a halfwit from the bogs.
"It doesn't mean that you're a halfwit because you're interested in the froth of life, I think that is unbelievably patronising.
He could have even gone into profit by noting that the chancellor had made himself look a halfwit by falling into his own welfare cap elephant trap.
Kaminski, who Hawkins' father called a "halfwit", has a Facebook page with a number of nude pictures taken at altitude, most of which appear to be in his home country of Canada.
On Wednesday, in my new-found role as court reporter, I heard Paul's QC argue that only a "halfwit" wouldn't see that this was a joke.
Only "a halfwit" would have taken Paul Chambers' tweeted threat to blow Doncaster airport "sky high", Ben Emmerson QC told the high court this week as Chambers appealed his conviction under the Communications Act 2003.
Relief comes rarely.In the opening piece, "No Name of My Own", a boy is told he is a "halfwit", an orphan by his own doing: "Your head was too big, you were the death of her [your mother]." Locals shout at him and kick him for being simple; occasionally they ask him: "What is your name?
Bertie did badly at lessons and his parents considered him a halfwit.
Calvin Coolidge's wife, Grace, finally gathering the courage to announce, "You're a drunk and a halfwit, and I'm leaving!"?
