Sentence examples for a funny item from inspiring English sources

Waiting for the Michael Kors show this morning, I read a funny item in The Daily, a Fashion Week handout that is kind of like a fanzine to the editors of Condé Nast and Hearst.

Was it a funny news item, an indifferent one?

Lists: A sketch where most of the dialogue is a long list of funny items.

He's done his share of funny items, too, like fat fur mittens.

Jill Konrath's video explains why you should never send funny items to your prospects.

One of its key areas of success has been, like Vice.com, the ability to combine funny items with stories that actually matter.

There are also some seemingly funny items on the list, including music from Simon and Garfunkel and Dolly Parton, DVDS of "The Princess Bride" and "Casper" and Britney Spears' Fantasy fragrance.

Open all the windows so vampires can peek out and place scary or funny items consistent with your theme on your hood and roof.

Finding the ugliest shirt is a funny and excellent item to add to the scavenger list.

The funniest item may be a report about "notorious French bulldog-about-town Rowdy," spotted outside a Kabbalah Center wearing a yarmulke.

The single funniest item in the book is an anecdote about a stranger eating his packet of biscuits at a train station, told better here than in So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.