All three Goon Sax are heartthrob-pretty and waywardly fashionable: James mild-mannered but striking with his shock of straw-yellow hair; Louis tall and angular, newly sporting a cool-boy fade; Riley with her beguiling almond-shaped grey eyes and a sleek blonde mullet, clad in an Angie t-shirt bearing the word 'SHYNESS'SHYNESS
"He's a classic cool boy, so has longevity," she says.
Guindo, thirty-three years old and unemployed, is known as Cool B, for Cool Boy.
The same show also has advice for Kim Jong Un, North Korea's bellicose young despot: "Boy, boy, crazy boy/ Get cool, boy!/ Got a rocket in your pocket/ Keep coolly cool, boy!" Not much chance of that, alas.
In his book and last week's bio-tour, McCain painted himself as a cool bad boy.
A cool Japanese boy fools around with his iPhone when conversation lags.
In his memoir, Obama played up his vices to depict himself as a cool bad boy, too, recalling that he had smoked pot and done "a little blow".
Speaking of Bethesda, Fallout 4 is the game that's almost certainly sure to steal the year, and it comes with a cool Pip Boy app for your smartphone.
Try Nobody's Girl, with its vivid Paris setting, or Adorkable, where a nerdy super-blogger hooks up with the cool boy from school.
Just the user names - "London Lover", "Kiss_Me" and "Cool Boy" - are enough to raise a smile.
