For everyone else, the tale of two pathologically shy chocolate makers who are meant for each other but are too afraid to connect is a mug of warm cocoa with marshmallow topping that produces a comfy feel-good glow.
Not only are the hotel rooms outfitted with Gibson guitars, turntables and vinyl records, but the Lobby Bar also has a comfy pub feel throughout its vast space, and the adjoining Breslin Bar serves British-inspired cuisine.
Despite the presence of notable Hammer horror talent — the director Terence Fisher ("The Brides of Dracula") and the actor Peter Cushing Hammerr's regular Baron Frankenstein, here as the Sheriff of Nottingham) — "Sword" has a comfy, suburban feel.
These are not the kind of place where designers such as Philippe Starck or Jacques Garcia have been called in to create a style that could just as easily be in Paris or Barcelona, but rather they exude a comfy, homely feel with personal hospitality that conjures up another era, when Venice was one of the exclusive stops on the Grand Tour.
Its comfy feel and soft edges make it a joy to hold.
The comfy feel continued in the pants, with drawstring being the preferred style for relaxed wools and mohair trousers that puddled at the ankle, while army boots and a palette of gray helped keep the collection grounded.
I've tried plenty of noise-canceling headphones but few have ever come close to the soft and comfy feel of the Bose.
"So I just told him I don't like high ceilings, and that I like a comfy house that feels like being in a cocoon".
And the suction really does trump that of the Animal: It actually seems to resuscitate carpet, fluffing it up for a supremely comfy underfoot feel.
Wear a roomy shirt or even better, a comfy sweater, this way you can feel warm and cozy wherever you are.
The Hydrating Cleanser, £9 for 236ml, is terrific value, and its inclusion of ceramides and hyaluronic acid makes for a comfy cleanse with no greasy after-feel.
