If there's a cafe furnished with broken crates that serves coffee in a rusty sieve, rest assured some blogger will crown it a brilliant commentary on cafe culture, even as you're walking home with coffee stains down your front and a bum full of splinters.
There's also a brilliant snack shack, Little Avalon cafe, serving strawberry crushes and Mars bar melts.
If you came across a brilliant local restaurant, bar or cafe, discovered an off-the-grid corner of a destination, took a great local tour or met an amazing guide, we'd love you to write about it on GuardianWitness.
And the "entrepreneurs" concocting these schemes late night after the doors were locked in Nigeria's Internet cafes needed a brilliant coder who was more motivated the bigger the challenge.
MARINA ZENOVICH is indulging in one of her favorite pastimes, sitting at an outside table at the SoHo cafe Le Gamin on a brilliant autumn morning, nursing a café au lait.
ONE glance at the menu of Stephen's Cafe and you might think that the chef is a brilliant writer.
Its farm cafe makes a great place to stop for a bloody mary with a brilliant tomato tang, or a perfect bowl of tomato soup.
It's a brilliant bookshop that offers near nightly courses on everything from bridge to tantra to ukulele, weekly author events and a delicious cafe.
For something lighter, but still packing a flavour punch, try the kung pao chicken lettuce wrap (two for £3.85) Corner of Robson and Howe Street, eat-chickenwraps.com Frenchman and former Le Gavroche pastry chef Thierry Busset is the chef patron of Thierry, a brilliant patisserie/cafe/chocolatier and lunch spot downtown.
"A brilliant performance, sir".
