You do get bumps and wee noises on trains, but I knew immediately, without a shadow of a doubt, I was in big bother.
When things are looking up for them, it's no big bother to tune in to some radio talk at the lunatic fringe end of the right wing radio dial and hear about the battle between ideological opposites depicted in eliminationist terms.
Other desserts were not in the same league, so a big "why bother?" goes to chocolate cake, apple sticks, berry napoleon, citrus cheesecake and tiramisù.
"Bad pizza" is a contradiction in terms for me; there just is no such thing except for maybe Domino's, which is a big "why bother?" in my life.
He looked back at me, as if I was the biggest bother in the world, and says, "You want to go to trial and risk a $160 ticket plus the same court fee of $33?
It's going to be called Big Bother, no, it's not, It's going to be called The Flaw, and it will be co-produced by former RDF Media creative director Stephen Lambert, the man who brought us Faking It and Wife Swap.
But if their cover stories (a k a big fat lies) bother you, take one aside and say, "We know you tied the knot, but your secret is safe with us".
I expect my car to respond, not like a heartless Dalek but with a chummy "Nae bother big yin" – since customisation will still, in 2066, be as highly prized a piece of cultural turf as it is today.
Just typing those slogans makes me laugh, like reading fridge poetry after the toddler's been at it: "Boys Are Bad!" "Yay Girls!" Chanel is generally too big to bother with silly little things like trends.
