Sentence examples for Would hump from inspiring English sources

I would hump my teddy bears and would share an intimate relationship with any hot tub jet I crossed paths with," Sells recalls.

Trailing a cloud of midges, they'd hump their bikes off the road, through some muddy gateway and, behind the hedge, hug and knead each other among the mallows and Queen Anne's lace and nettles dusty with pollen.

What this entailed was we'd hump the shit out of each other, taking turns getting on top (aka "coming down the chimney").

Long after my parents had gone to bed, I'd hump a pillow while watching whatever scrambled pornography I could find on our then top-of-the-line satellite dish.

The 35 or so inhabitants -- that number according to Lucky, not according to HUD -- could have kept the place cleaner if they'd humped out trash with them when they ventured into town.

He'd also hump my brother's leg.

I was wondering how much more of that stuff I'd have to use before someone would finally dry hump me.

Then at 11 and again at midnight the buses and motorcycle escorts would return to hump us all back to the hotel.

What she knew and I didn't was that I'd guilelessly humped us out of what Florida-based clinical sex therapist and researcher Lawrence Siegel refers to at the "Goldilocks range"—a duration of intercourse that most people would describe as being just right.

Afterward, he was placed in with three juvenile bulls, the thinking being that the bulls were young enough they wouldn't dare harass the much larger Yamba and instead would provide some comforting company to the roughed-up bull, company that he wouldn't try to hump.

Here's something about me that could be construed as a bell-ringer: instead of engaging in the small talk that always bogs down a first date, I like to kick the evening off by saying, "Hey, would you like to hump?" You can practically see the alarm bells on some women's faces when I say this.