It isn't going to win because it never wins; because everyone hates us, because we insist on swanning into the final uncontested like a gaggle of entitled wazzocks, and because we're not allowed to choose who actually represents us.
However NBC Nightly News with Brian Williams remains the uncontested champion among the evening news broadcasts.
Daenerys Targaryen - the woman who emerged triumphant from a trial by fire to be acclaimed as the uncontested leader of her people.
Australia expected the referee to allow them virtually uncontested ball, but as long as England came through the gate correctly, George Clancy waved play on and Genia was often a-dither.
A relatively low (though growing) turnout rate and the over-representation of Latino voters in uncontested states almost half live in California and Texas alone limits the influence in presidential elections of those who can vote.Still, the Democratic tilt of Latinos has set states swinging.
Instead, they should ponder the example of one of the EU's few uncontested triumphs, the single market, and apply its lessons to the seas.
The country has not had an uncontested census since gaining its independence in 1960.
This time, the CPI(M) won nearly 6,000 seats uncontested; the main opposition parties won 20.Another reason why West Bengal's local polls are so bloody is that, unlike in state and national elections, the CPI(M)'s allies contest them separately.
The report speaks of her horror to learn that, even though many details of the abuse were "uncontested facts", Rotherham council members "denied that there had been a problem, or if there had been, that it was as big as was said".Unsurprisingly, then, Ms Casey declared the council "incapable of tackling its weaknesses without a sustained intervention".
After a decade of uncontested dominance, the superiority of American-style capitalism was suddenly in doubt.
An uncontested divorce now takes about half a year, she says.
