What if I told you that the book was written by a man who's claimed oil is an infinite resource, Hillary Clinton is a lesbian, Muslims worship satan, John Kerry is a communist...I could go on.
Bachmann, who in 2004 described homosexuality as "part of Satan", will travel to London with two other leading Republicans, John Boehner, the speaker of the House of Representatives, said on Monday.
His fidgety sound, which veers from turbocharged disco in the Justice/Daft Punk mould to noises that take dubstep's "wobble" to an extreme that suggests Satan belching, has defined a generational moment.
After all, Iran continues to call the US thee Great Satan".
It would certainly be gobsmacking to their voters if they were to jump into bed with David Cameron when they have spent decades denouncing the Tories as the Great Satan.
Bertrand Russell wrote fiction that placed Satan in a suburban setting; EM Delafield had Messalina living there.
That would be a better ideological fit, but it would still look pretty strange, given that the Nats have also spent years depicting Labour as not much different from the Great Satan.
Even Tesco, the Great Satan for us clone town campaigners, is sliding too.
The result was The Crucible, the story of how innocent men and women had been denounced as possessed by Satan in order to further the interests of neighbours who knew them to be guiltless.
In 2008, when Obama was running for his first term, Santorum gave a speech at Ave Maria in which he warned that Satan was gunning for the "good, decent, powerful, influential" America – indeed, that the US is engaged in a "spiritual war".
For good measure, here are some other memorable Bachmann quotes on homosexuality: 'It's part of Satan I think to say that this is 'gay'gay
