The real Jonathan is warm and bearish, with a mohican, chic specs, a scarlet fleece, hippyish brown leather shoes – loads of visual flair.
Neymar, of Santos, seems to have opted to stay at home and make money from charging advertisers to allow his mohican to appear on billboards, rather than seek a fortune in Europe.In part this is a function of a changed economic balance.
So she sculpted her hair into a mohican and, armed with her violin, joined a series of "really, really loud" punk-rock bands with former members of the Flaming Lips, the Grifters, and Shudder to Think.
Later in the day Rita Ora impresses with her robust vocals on "Roc the Life" and "How We Do (Party)", while Emeli Sande, in her trademark blonde mohican, delivers blandly proficient soul.
"If you turned up at the auditions you'd see people with Mohican hair painted pink and bones through their nose".
He's 58 years old now, the former Johnny Rotten, and, unlike a number of the members of Genesis, he still has his own hair, and is able to sport an impressive peroxide Mohican.
But as I watch him in a headguard that gives him a Travis Bickle mohican, I realise why Parsons doesn't need gloves to fight: he has words.
The fine gelée à la crème de crustacés resembled a silky jelly roll with a caviar mohican hairdon't, lying on a paper-thin bed of consommé jelly (a recurring theme throughout the lunch), and to accompany those first courses, I selected an intoxicating Premier Cru Mont de Milieu 2001, at a sobering €95 (£66) a bottle.
After years of helping others transform, Roger removed the mohican and emerged, in secret at first, in a tight dress, blonde wig and high heels.
In Liverpool in the 80s he was known as "the man with the mohican" who helped local teens to act, write and direct.
When he wore a sarong, when he cut his hair into a mohican, it got people looking at footballers in a totally different way".
