Rather than acting as a tool to unearth the fragility of the human psyche, the effect is the equivalent to Dirty Dancing if Johnny Castle was crippled by, say, Tourette syndrome.
Johnny Manziel still has to work to do before regaining the confidence of his team-mates, says the Cleveland Browns' Pro Bowl tackle Joe Thomas.
"I'm hoping when we come back in April, we see a new Johnny and everybody's blown away with his commitment," Thomas said.
I don't think anyone would argue that it's probably better for little Johnny or Jane if their parents would rather whittle wooden figurines with them than pop them in front of Frozen or Angry Birds on the iPad.
We were four guys who had managed a trip or two to confront Johnny Foreigner from the club stages of Scandinavia and … and … that was about it.
The story of the Kinks' Ray Davies has been explored before, but the forthcoming biography by Johnny Rogan Ray Davieses: A Complicated Life (Bodley Head, 5 Mar) – looks set to up the Kinks industry ante.
There is too, a sense of yearning in the album, which includes a Johnny Cash-like ballad about the women's prison, Holloway Jail, and blues about never going "anywhere south of Delaware, never saw a Kentucky moon".
Yes, he talent-spotted Irish Eurovision supremo Johnny Logan 30 years ago.
On a clear December morning in 1962, Johnny Edgecombe, who has died aged 77, fired six shots at the central London mews flat where his ex-lover Christine Keeler was staying.
Parker is best known for spy-spoof sequel Johnny English Reborn and 2007's St Trinian's remake.
Johnny Borrell & Zazou will play at Camden Rocks on 31 May, before Razorlight headline London's Electric Ballroom on 4 June.
