There's something Shakespearean about Don's tour-de-regret, as if he is a ghost passing over the lives of people that he never bothered to deeply know because he was too busy bedding down the latest flame in a compulsive, sex-addicted quest to quell the sadness of his bred-in-bordello childhood.
The love seat, called Mouth (above right, $5,672), dressed in bordello-red upholstery, looks like a casting couch for "Sex and the City".
Heard at the midnight hour in bordellos and shebeens.
"We don't invest in bordellos; for one thing, they're not publicly traded," he said.
They note, for example, that the newspaper has not only been tough on Mr. Zapatero but also took aim at the Socialist stronghold of Barcelona with stories about desperate immigrant women forced to take hormones to work harder in bordellos allegedly linked to a Barcelona city official.
Nevermind that that teaching enables bishops to keep women off the altar, where she doesn't belong, while supporting her work in bordellos, where apparently, she does.
Moral hazard sounds like the name of a video game set in a bordello, but in economic terms it refers to the undue risks that people are apt to take if they don't have to bear the consequences.
Perhaps stranger still, no player has so far followed the Serb's splendid example and escaped the high-pressure, goldfish bowl existence of a Premier League footballer – with its remorseless 20‑hour working week and the compulsory wearing of flip-flops down the shops – in favour of lolling around in a bordello (well not officially, anyway).
Outside of fantasy, the only way most women are likely to have multiple partners in one episode is by working in a bordello.
