"'Look at all these other idiots jumping around.' I said: 'Well I'd be sitting like that with a cigar if we were winning every week.'" Now there is the Wenger of a team that has won nothing for three seasons and is scrambling after a Champions League place this.
"Bad things happen, and idiots exist all around the world, even in cycling, and the system caught them - that means the system works," Astana's head doctor Joost De Maeseneer said.
Forget all those dumb paranormal chillers and torture-porn slashers or worse, those fake "found-footage" thrillers in which fresh-faced idiots run around in the dark, inexplicably chronicling their own slaughter with shaky camcorders.
Well, I lied, that company is lame sauce compared to my old favorite company, which makes motorized coolers that you can ride down the street while laughing at all the idiots who walk around with their feet and junk.
"We're not just idiots running around".
The energy and passion is unbelievable, and not in a bunch of idiots jumping around for joy singing a ridiculous song kind of way.
Still, there was solidarity in looking like total fucking idiots, huddled around at the Rochester Castle Gardens, as we were, fooling around with townies, smoking menthol Super Kings, and having our first lesbian experiences.
Still, there was solidarity in looking like total fucking idiots, huddled around at the Rochester Castle Gardens, as we were, slagging off "townies", smoking menthol Super Kings and having our first black-lipstick lesbian experiences.
I'm sick of the tasks, which are now exclusively limited to The One Where They Sell Crap To Idiots, Then Run Around Local Shops Trying To Offload It All For 50p Three Seconds From the End and The One Where They're Bizarrely Expected To Become Instant Experts In a Field They're Not Familiar With, Then Go And Visit Actual Experts Who Exist Only To Patronise Them.
I feel a bit like an idiot trailing around after him.
