"One day I smashed up my room.
I smashed up my acoustic guitar when I was 13.
I smashed up the side of the car, £5,000 of damage, and I thought, "I wonder if it's all over for me now".
"At one stage I smashed up my room.
I smashed up everything in my apartment, I was so mad at myself!
Hendrix joked: "Maybe I can smash up an elephant", to which Altham replied: "Well, it's a pity you can't set fire to your guitar".
I could, for example, have spent it smashing up restaurants in full evening dress.
When they told us to clear the streets, I said to myself: 'No way.' At the time, it was very busy because there was football on, there was police and Tottenham fans and I said to myself: 'Before I leave this high road, I'm going to smash up a police car.'" Why?
Two men who attempted to use Facebook to arrange riots, which did not materialise, were sentenced to four years in prison, while David Glyn Jones, 21, who posted: "Given the chance I'd love to smash up a police car, wouldn't you?", was sentenced to four months.
"Is that... a wanking devil in the background?" (I ask this as I'm smashing up a fat dude wearing a gimp suit).
