"Mom, may you let me shave, because, I think I have hairy legs and I think my friends have noticed how hairy they are and it's really embarrassing.
Mr. Marchionne claimed that he stopped shaving because, "I got lazy".
But I shaved it off because I couldn't believe that I had to be back in Iran.
I shaved my entire body, because I wanted to do something drastic.
I shaved off my black hair because the regrowth made me look like I was going bald.
I shaved my hair in mourning, because of him".
Please consider the following candidates, then vote for your favorite: A. "I used to talk to myself while I shaved but I had to stop because of my left eye's lewd winking".
If you are stuck for something to say to your mom, try these: "Mom, can I please shave because my leg hair is annoying and bothering me.
'I have to shave, because I am a man - whatever you may think; but that's about the only thing I do that disturbs my make-up.' I tell him I like his lipstick.
For me, thin was a jutting spine, a bloated belly, armpits I couldn't shave because I couldn't angle the razor in the space where there should be flesh.
