"At one point I thought, 'Maybe I'll get fired if I keep opening my mouth.' But even though Peter and Denis didn't sign on to this conspiracy, they were brave enough to include it in the show.
We try yoga with a beautifully calm instructor whose omming is so deep that I keep opening an eye to check the noise is her and not the hooting of a train on the track outside.
And I keep opening the app.
I keep opening the app and sharing old photos.
I keep opening boxes and looking at clothes I actually wore, Star Wars toys I adored (still do), mixtapes I loved, and yearbooks that nobody signed.
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"At home," she writes, "I kept opening the refrigerator and cupboards, wishing for American foods to magically appear.
I kept opening doors to discover new treats: a wood-panelled spa, a rooftop pool and bar, or a restaurant I didn't know was there.
I kept opening other doors for him and he still wouldn't leave.
And I didn't delve into it, but you know, I always keep open the idea.
