Now in the name of the Holy Redeemer, the King of Kings, the Man of Trinity, I hereby orders you to git.
I hereby lodge an official complaint".
With the powers vested in me by George Bush's secret orders, I am now declaring myself "President-For-Life," and hereby order all those who voted against me to report to the following regional re-education centers (I completely reject the term "concentration camps," because it just doesn't sound "hopeful" enough) by sundown tonight...."....
On March 19 , 2003 on the eve of the invasion of Iraq, President Bush issued the order for war: For the peace of the world and the benefit and freedom of the Iraqi people, I hereby give the order to execute Operation Iraqi Freedom.
For the peace of the world and the benefit and freedom of the Iraqi people, I hereby give the order to execute Operation Iraqi Freedom.
At the end of the meeting, the official said, Mr. Bush gave the go-ahead to the commanders to begin the war at the time they judged best, saying, "For the peace of the world and benefit and freedom of the Iraqi people, I hereby give the order to execute Operation Iraqi Freedom.
"In applying the provisions of the president's executive order, I hereby deem the entry of lawful permanent residents to be in the national interest," Kelly said in a statement.
All Yankee loyalists are hereby ordered out of their children's tents and into the line of fire.
Based upon the foregoing, it is hereby ordered and adjudged that the motion to dismiss or alternative motion for summary judgment is granted.
But by the power vested in me by no state at all, you are hereby ordered to stop riding your ex-wife's coattails.
"It is hereby ordered that the Metropolitan Detention Center of the Federal Bureau of Prisons permit Joseph Watts (#42320-053) to possess and wear one pair of Nike Shox sneakers with blue 'Sorbo' innersoles," the order reads.
