Sentence examples for I douche from inspiring English sources
You're probably about to say, "Yeah, but when I douche all kinds of poo comes out".
We can armchair quarterback this all we want, arguing on both sides of the spectrum ("Apple Did It Great!" vs. "John Biggs Is a Douche!") but I'm not asking Microsoft to become Apple.
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Nancy's like, even a child of six could see he was a total douche, I'm like *moving on voice* so I thought a £2,500 pricepoint for this bag – Nancy's like, schools, NOW.
"If you think setting boundaries is being a douche I'm the biggest douche around but I think it's smart and will be the only way I last".
"You douche!" I muttered to myself, then had to walk like five blocks in the Perfect Storm rain to get to the nearest Duane Reade to buy another umbrella.
One time I forgot to douche myself properly.
I see the douche bags by the baseball field wearing lights that are always on.
It's almost like saying "Hey guys, I Am A Douche".
I eagerly await your comments about how I'm a "hipster douche" and a "troll" because I believe in the idea that curiosity is rewarded.
