Is a vampire serial killer preying on strippers?
My Head Teacher Is a Vampire Rat is a zany story about a group of kids who decide that their new head teacher is a vampire.
And he gave that job up to accept his first leading role in a movie, in "My Best Friend Is a Vampire".
Pamela Butchart's My Head Teacher Is a Vampire Rat illustrated by Thomas Flintham has just been announced as The Children's Book Award winner 2016.
"I am a vampire, I am going to eat you," was the last thing Josephine Smith allegedly said before she viciously assaulted a homeless senior citizen sleeping on the porch of a vacant Hooters, according to Florida police.
The mother of "Fun Home" is a scowling, smoking, brooding character with "dark hair and pale skin," and when Alison asks her, as she sits at the piano, practicing a Chopin nocturne, why she never goes outside she replies, "I told you, I'm a vampire".
If I tell a vampire story and I set it in George Bush's government, the White House, it would instantly become something different.
I too at times think I am a vampire being with my hate of garlic and how my eyes r sensitive to light".
It's a bluesy churn written during the era of gas shortages and soaring oil prices in which Young sings, "I'm a vampire baby, suckin' blood from the earth/I'm a vampire, babe, sell you twenty barrels' worth".
I ask a vampire with a glass of red wine which is funny, I guess, because they never drink it to show me his game face.
Is there a Vampire Weekend backlash?
