To paraphrase one exec, we think cancer can be cured for £15 per annum.
That sounds pretty fantastic, unless you can recall the start of his career as a chief exec of publicly listed company in 2011, when that same stake was worth £6bn.
The seasoned media exec with the Mr Monopoly mustache is much loved by investors.
But we have our suspicions Croydon was planning to close the library all along; a leaked letter, allegedly from Croydon's chief exec to his counterpart in Lambeth, requests half the costs of valuing the library's assets.
Trash was even invited on to a panel to decide on the best female director (Kathryn Bigelow); UK female film exec (Christine Langan, BBC Films); female in crew (Ellen Kuras, cinematographer); female writer (Jane Goldman, Kick-Ass) and one to watch (Emma Stone, star of Easy A).
After a German Mercedes exec got chucked in jail for not having the right form of ID on him, a St Louis newspaper published an op-ed urging the company to relocate.
Then the chief exec will go, 'yeah, I'll have a stout actually'.
There is talk that the former newspaper editor, now chief exec of the Work Foundation think-tank (more employee satisfaction means higher productivity), has his door answered by a Jeeves-like fellow in tails.
Simon Potts, a former record exec (he signed The Cure no less), owns the Hanalei Surfboard House in Hanalei Bay, Kauai (hanaleisurfboardhouse.com), one block back from what is regularly voted the world's best beach.
As a result, on Monday, Daimler recalled 3,500 Citans from around Europe to fix the problem, and its chief exec Dieter Zetsche has since promised to improve matters.
