David Cameron will doubtless depart from his political career next month with the bare minimum of a few lucrative company directorships and a kiss-and-tell book deal, so long as that police horse, Raisa and the lamb he cuddled at Easter can be persuaded to ditch their own competing publications, both currently being ghostwritten from audiotapes by the Financial Times's Ben Thompson.
Pitt will doubtless meet his predecessor because Crowley has been appointed chairman of the industry's trade body, the National Newspapers of Ireland.
Doubtless he would be flattered, but he would be even happier to know that a life-size statue of Frank Sidebottom now stands in Timperley.
Doubtless, the circulation department at the Sun's publishers, News UK, will be closely monitoring whether there is a significant Sun-Star sales switch in the coming week or so.
This is doubtless the practice, but the shutdown also contains any breakouts potentially on the Labor side on this issue.
Doubtless it will be his decision to oppose the war in Iraq for which he will be defined as a politician.
As you doubtless know, this was once a one-party state, an autocracy ruled by Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop, less a website than a peek into a bizarro alternate universe, where the "inner aspect" is "nourished", children willingly eat flax oil for breakfast, and "bath salts for inner peace" can be had for a mere $78 £488) a packet.
How soon we find solutions to all these obstacles will doubtless come down to priorities.
The outrageous practices revealed this week will doubtless be treated with the same leniency.
Actually, it sounds different enough already to stifle the purists, though doubtless there will be rumbles.
Doubtless the chancellor will still have a couple of surprises to spring on 18 March, but despite the improvement in the public finances in January, the budget will still need to be a relatively frugal affair.
