You might initially assume it would be occupied by Danny Alexander, the sensationally overpromoted former press officer for the Cairngorms National Park, whose role appears to be to spout unintelligible cobblers with bewildering enthusiasm.
Working with the BBC should be involving, stimulating, rewarding, not bewildering, frightening or bureaucratic.
If aliens were to land in India today they would be greeted by a bewildering spectacle – while hordes of film buffs gather outside cinemas to see the latest Bollywood blockbuster, an angry mob waves saffron-coloured flags and calls for the arrest of the movie's hero for allegedly defaming Hinduism.
It contains a bewildering number of intellectual currents – from the moderate "democratic socialism" faction to the more libertarian "emancipatory left" to Cuba Sí to the hardline Communist Platform; for some the prime goal is "resistance", for others it's "governing".
Somewhere in Hollywood, bewildering, unpredictable, lyrical, probably the most unsettling song about Lassie you'll ever hear.
Elsewhere, there are a bewildering number of new tax reliefs and exemptions, which will make the UK's impenetrable tax code still more complicated.
Bahjat Murad's journey, which started in Aleppo last year, was no less bewildering.
Owing to the whole "underage sex slave allegations" thing currently besetting the Duke of York, an utterly bewildering number of bigwigs are coming out of the woodwork to speak up for Andy's indispensability.
Solskjaer has tried every formation in the coaching manual, and changed players with bewildering regularity, but come up short time and again.
The army, meanwhile, was forced to backtrack on a bewildering claim it had rescued all of the girls.
These minuscule molecular machines perform a bewildering range of tasks inside and outside the living cell – including synthesising pretty much all the other interesting molecules in our bodies – but even so the conversation stalls.
