"This isn't some goddam B movie, gentlemen," he said.
My name is Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer.
Mr B The Gentleman Rhymer is thought to be the inventor of chap-hop.
[I] am strangely addicted to chap-hop rappers Professor Elemental, Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer and Mr Bruce and the Correspondents".
The track, which would be more at home with Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer atop it, slinks along like a smelly Boomtown rat (the festival and its punters, not the band), and even a verse from MF Doom can't save it.
A list of words I've found used in connection to the Chap Olympiad on social media: spiffing, old chap, splendid, chumrades, jolly good, vintage dog, eccentric, tally ho, finery, foreigners, skulduggery, Blitz party, Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer.
Much like Mr B The Gentleman Rhymer's retort to Michael Gove, it's a piece that will make you wonder if it's worth just shuffling off this mortal coil with as little fuss as possible.
Best seller Anita Loos "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes", with "Private Life of Helen of Troy" runner up.
Think Liza Minnelli in Cabaret or Marilyn Monroe singing "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend" in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.
In 1953, Nixon was asked to dub Marilyn Monroe's high notes in the number Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend, from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.
