The BBC assures me that as things settle down only coverage from the Olympic venues will be nuked.
This thing breezily assures you perfect ice-cream is possible with no prep in 40 minutes.
Although Labour took a hefty 44% of last week's general election vote in Greater London compared with the Conservatives' 35%, that by no means assures a mayoral victory.
I often wonder whether the unfathomably superior tastes I attribute to home-grown veg come from my heart rather than my taste buds, but Hicks assures me that it'll be because the food is picked at peak ripeness and eaten immediately.
All this, he assures me, is better than being "being inflicted by an unstable and imploding Europe that doesn't work.
"Don't worry," she assures us more than once, "it's clean water – it's only rain".
"We've learned where they are" and how to avoid them, Maryam says - her getup today seems a bit risky, but she assures me she's only dressed this way because they don't patrol this area "unless they're driving back to the station" with their daily catch.
Kevin Donovan assures me that his book won't expose our sources and I think he believes that.
In the movie's prologue, Hitchcock, in his only speaking role on the big screen, assures viewers that "every word is true", and indeed the movie is based on the "The True Story of Christopher Emmanuel Balestrero", a 1953 Life magazine story.
Robertson assures me that others are more freewheeling with their bowls and spoons, regularly munching on cereal at work in the afternoons and even for dinner.
"I obviously speak to Alistair about this and he assures me that this set of allegations has no foundation in it".
