Worryingly cheap sausages… none of that Cumberland bollocks 1 x lump of plain flour 1 x tsp baking powder 1 x splash of milk and lager Lots x salt Tinned peas Salt Salt 1 x knob of butter 4 or 5 x tablespoons of double cream.
The "quick word" was, in fact, a 48-minute bollocking about your recent failings in the workplace.
I know it's look so so... pic.twitter.com/ZJWMeNxj3S Homemade subway pic.twitter.com/CXUdYO7j6j Home made subway is the dogs bollocks #chefmatt pic.twitter.com/d1sooY2QJc Homemade subway while watching drama pic.twitter.com/xtw9yh8iHB Homemade subway.. by chef eiz.. #chickenslice pic.twitter.com/wcnQxjiSNO What's next?
But there are plenty of classics in the top 100, including Nirvana's Nevermind (5), Stevie Wonder's Songs in the Key of Life (7), and the Sex Pistols' Never Mind the Bollocks (14).
Those smoke rings eat each other and to that's just bollocks," AK47 concludes blithely.
10.23pm BST Kaymer is busy making a bollocks of 8.
It is not such an attractive proposition, especially for a channel like Channel 4, to commission some bollocks from a couple of 40-year-old so-and-sos, so we are starting to diversify".
So we have The Little Book of Management Bollocks (Pocket, £2.99), like Dilbert, only smaller, and Under the Duvet (Michael Joseph, £10), a collection of comic articles that bestselling novelist Marian Keyes has written for magazines: like fiction, only journalism.
Fasten your seatbelts for 33 of O'Leary's most turbulent utterances … 1 "Germans will crawl bollock-naked over broken glass to get low fares".
But never mind the bollocks, because – 723rd juddering gear change ahoy – here's a faintly offensive re-enactment of the D-day landings featuring artisan cheese.
