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"He needs my asshole".
"Because that's the name I also gave my asshole".
She said, "This fork," and held it tightly, as if clutching it could keep her from saying "My asshole".
"And then we wake up in the morning and he says: 'My asshole hurts!
Here are some of the subjects with which it grapples: death by flatulence, the pains of anal sex ("I'm going to rest my asshole"), and a hatful of diarrhea.
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