Sentence examples for * my anus from inspiring English sources

Nothing, however, excuses Wright using the phrase "my anus" when the hand cream-as-face cream chat takes a detour into haemorrhoid cream territory.

"I was blindfolded, stripped naked, beaten...and they tried to put sticks up my anus.

He also made me squat up and down whilst naked and inserted his finger into my anus.

Returning home with Vaughan's semen still flowing from my anus, I found Catherine in a state of trauma.

"I was taken... for a so-called cavity search... told to bend over and then felt something shoved up my anus.

"We went in through the Jaffa Gate and I dropped a fart there as I crossed the threshold, quite involuntarily; I was even rather angered by the Voltaireanism of my anus".

Now she is saying things like: 'I could gather together a good many anecdotes concerning the use to which for many years I put my anus.' In British terms, it is as if Joan Bakewell had decided to reveal herself as an insatiable swinger.

We also learn of pulled teeth, dry pleurisy ("I feel all right except for a reluctance to sneeze & belch"), intestinal pains, boils and — brace yourself — "a sebaceous cyst in my anus, which happily a fart swept away before it became operable".

All the wiping and the heat baking my wet anus had some horrible ramifications.

The worst torture was with the electric prod it went on for many hours, with the prod in my vagina, anus, belly, eyes, nose, ears, all over my body.

My anus said to the colon, "Can you keep it up there for about a week?